I couldn’t understand what you were saying over the sound of WWE commercials cutting you off
Eva Marie and Jonathon got married
Brie and Bryan got married
Jon and Trinity got married
There’s only 2 couples left.
Ryback and Curtis confirmed for tying the knot this September.
I hope Orton stops in the middle of this Evolution promo and starts panicking
"Guys….GUYS….MY LEGS….WHERE’D THEY GO? I CAN’T FIND MY LEGS"
"Damn it Randy, you’re just wearing pants. We’ve been over this 7 times"
Batista lost his skinny jeans and Hunter lost his voice. Evolution is a mystery indeed.
WWE Fangirls when a wrestler is in nothing but a speedo : Oh wow, he looks pretty cute
WWE Fangirls when a wrestler wears a suit : HOLY SHIT my ovaries aren’t even on Earth anymore YOU ARE NOT OF THIS WORLD, please take me prisoner for 4000 years